PUDDLE JUMPER

An Inbreed with a Very Shallow Gene Pool which is a Puddle

That's your friend the Puddle Jumper

by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021

Puddles

When homies cuddle.

While hanging out on a Friday night, Joel, Josephine, and Ester have take E and participate in cuddle puddles as friends.

by Muddles1234 March 20, 2021

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

Back Puddle

When the person has back dimples and you fuck them from behind in the shower / rain and back puddles form in their back dimples.

Ever seen back puddles while fucking in the shower?

What’s the deepest back puddles you’ve seen?

by Niccceeeeeayyyeee April 2, 2021

Puddle Panties

When a woman is turned on

Brandon is so hot that I get puddle panties every time he walks by.

by anonymous April 23, 2021

Puddle Of Pizza

Child Rapist

Puddle Of Pizza

by Shawn mays January 12, 2025

Puddling

When a someone's anus is filled with bodily fluids and they walk and squat in a circle to push out fluids.

Miles was puddling in the living room last night and now it stinks in here.

by Cantcakes June 19, 2025