by qqqqqeeeeeeuuuu February 5, 2024
Get the serial portmug. Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.
Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!
by YungTBagger January 13, 2023
Get the titties spotted off the port bawmug. by Dubbbbbbbbbbv February 10, 2017
Get the port waikatomug. "Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
Get the prison portmug. A type of tug-o-war between an asshole and exhaling lips.
Or
A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.
Or
A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.
I got the farts. I need a blown gas port tonight!
Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!
Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!
by GunSlapsTech February 1, 2025
Get the Blown Gas Portmug. When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.
Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.
by Sherm my worm April 28, 2017
Get the direct port injectionmug.