Popcorn button

That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.

Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.

by Random_Limo April 20, 2024

Make popcorn

When the friction from anal f*cking makes the corn from last night’s tacos start popping.

Hey, honey! Wanna make popcorn tonight?

by robinjo95 May 18, 2024

Make popcorn

When the friction from anal f*cking makes the corn from last night’s tacos start popping.

Hey, honey! Wanna make popcorn tonight?

by robinjo95 May 18, 2024

Robert On Popcorn

Robert On Popcorn is a person named Robert who is on your popcorn.

Joe: dude, look at Robert!
Dan: is Robert On Popcorn?
Joe: i think he is!
Dan: damn.

by tri-lights March 9, 2024

Popcorn machine

Used in reference to jumping high after getting faked out in a basketball game.

Damn, I had no idea Pete could jump that high! That head fake really put him in the popcorn machine.

by johnarmorbingham March 15, 2024

Popping the popcorn

When you stick your dick in a popcorn bucket and a cornel gets stuck in the pee pee whole, and a women sucks it out

Beth was popping the popcorn with her boyfriend the other night

by Apple sauce packets July 8, 2022

Popcorn Christian

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.

I am not a popcorn christian.

by liveforgiving July 16, 2022