It’s a love letter sent straight to your taste buds. And at Cretors Popcorn, it’s the reason we get up in the morning
by SPrice1980 May 3, 2023
Get the Cretors Popcornmug. An agitated popcorn is what we today call, an adhd, but one one is agitated,
So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...
So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...
Bro what the fuck was with wally this morning, did he take his pills?
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born
by Smiggymate April 14, 2023
Get the Agitated popcornmug. Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.
by NebraskanStyle May 2, 2010
Get the Popcorn on the Cobmug. by Black_History_Month October 29, 2024
Get the Catching Popcornmug. by Researcher135 July 20, 2017
Get the have you some popcornmug. Popcorn comments are two or more people having a really dumb discussion which in reality you dont care about but their arguments are so dumb you just need to get out the popcorn. Often found on reddit, but can also be found elsewhere.
by Hi my name is gary September 15, 2021
Get the Popcorn commentsmug. Meaning there is not going to be a fight, argument or conflict - opposite to the expression "Get the popcorn" said by hopeful onlookers when watching a conflict develop between other people.
by @#& April 19, 2023
Get the Put away the popcornmug.