p1: "hey I just got wax, wanna come over?"
p2: "idk man last time I had oil I got stuck in a dab paradox for 3 weeks"
p2: "idk man last time I had oil I got stuck in a dab paradox for 3 weeks"
by peoplepopper27 February 14, 2019
Get the dab paradoxmug. Every time you bust a nut, it is for one or two reasons. Most people say that it is because it feels good or for the post-but clarity, but the nut-paradox adds depth to the psychology behind masturbation. The nut paradox states that, any given individual who busts a nut does it to feel good, but there may be lingering effects of melancholy that rise up within you. A masturbatory paradox, you came here for a good time, but then after you realize and think “damn, I am alone.” You then question why you are single, look at your life’s choices, and find a multitude of answers within seconds. But you’re still sad after that nut. The paradox comes that you derive pleasure, but emotional loneliness as you realize you can’t marry your right hand (but you can put a ring on it). In conclusion, are are all horny and sad
Person 1: I just experienced the best and worst nut of my life:
Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?
Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.
Person 2: Damn….
The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.
Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?
Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.
Person 2: Damn….
The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.
by averagebeanenjoyer February 10, 2022
Get the The Nut-Paradoxmug. by JackFrogs December 7, 2021
Get the Rhidoy paradoxmug. by Neback January 2, 2025
Get the Nelle's paradoxmug. Someone that wants to keep their sovereignty yet rejects that very same sovereignty.
This occurs primarily when a Gammon that voted for a hard Brexit to get their sovereignty back, has a fit due to the law of the land (sovereignty) going against their wishes.
Or, when the act of a proroguement was deemed by a Gammon that it was not used for 'particular purpose' (i.e. Brexit), yet the Gammon insists the 'particular purpose' was affected by the deemed illegality of said proroguement.
This occurs primarily when a Gammon that voted for a hard Brexit to get their sovereignty back, has a fit due to the law of the land (sovereignty) going against their wishes.
Or, when the act of a proroguement was deemed by a Gammon that it was not used for 'particular purpose' (i.e. Brexit), yet the Gammon insists the 'particular purpose' was affected by the deemed illegality of said proroguement.
"This is a prime example of a Gammon Paradox, as he insists the supreme court is the bad ones in all this, but the courts are part of our sovereign state."
by Streakin-Bacon September 24, 2019
Get the Gammon Paradoxmug. The "Douglas Paradox" describes a situation where improvements to a rental property, while increasing the rent, don't necessarily increase the property's market value in a way that reflects the rent increase. This can happen due to factors like differing valuations between rental income and property value, or when certain improvements primarily benefit tenants rather than increasing the property's appeal to buyers.
We must think about the Douglas Paradox because fitting a luxury bathroom kitchen will increase the rent a tenant is willing to pay but it will not increase the capital value of the property.
by anonymous May 7, 2025
Get the Douglas Paradoxmug. Xala somehow has every unit in the game, while also not having any units at all. The second that he is conscious of the unit the wave function collapses to materialize it.
"Hey have you seen TrueWhale's new drafts?" "Yeah man I think he's just going back to the original style with his 'new' LDs" "Oh man he must have the Xala Paradox"
by ComfortsEmbrace February 16, 2024
Get the Xala Paradoxmug.