Paradox

a paradox is powerful....
● he would rather have you know the truth and hate me or tolerate it than sooth you with lies
● dont judge a book by its cover: you cant judge him by merely looking at him or conversations we have, until you get close will you know who he is
● he has flaws just as he is beautiful: he tries his best to be a good person, be true to his heart and yours
● he is clingy: he loves who he care about and he shows it ways both weird and not
● he is sarcastic: he creates dry jokes and sex related jokes to keep conversations

● He is himself: he doesn't fake it, he doesnt pretend, he tries

He is many things, he is such a paradox

by Manydots November 23, 2019

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021

The "Verbel" Paradox

When a woman gets absolutely no dick and is also a Karen.

Oh look at Nitsan, she has the "Verbel" paradox, lets all laugh.

by Aldwin7777 September 10, 2022

Bezos paradox

The term Bezos paradox is used to describe a relationship of two or more people where one must suffer for the other(s) to be happy

"I heard that cambodian child working in that factory is not having a great time"
"But i saw Jeff Bezos happy earlier, think that has something to do with the Bezos paradox"

by Somebody382 October 28, 2021

Britannian paradox

The britannian paradox is a historic situation where in a Roman britannian governor uses the entire britannian Roman army to attack Rome, but while doing so leaves Britannia to rot.

When this happens he loses all his support back home and can't afford to pay his large army(which is the only thing giving him the ability to take Rome).

The britannian paradox played out often, but as Hegel said, all we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.

by @mrkulci June 11, 2021

Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023

Daddy paradox

Whether or not you would or could sleep with yourself if you had access to a time machine.

Dude1: dude did you heard about that new STI?

Dude2: Yeah Nathan got it from himself durin a daddy paradox so i think your find to be a ho as he is majorly autosexual

by Starvin666 January 18, 2025