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the axel paradox

*A guy on the team gets stuck in a loading screen*
Guy 2: Ahhh he hit The Axel Paradox
by cshenriksen May 11, 2020
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Cookie Paradox

The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.

An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??

Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.

Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
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Hypocrisy Paradox

Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.
Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.
by snake plisskent June 2, 2020
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cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.
Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
by Saxon101 June 14, 2020
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Coffin Dance Paradox

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL
Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?
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Paradox

I’m a bright spark, bench mark like the building blocks
the type’a of polish that's, a cut above the orthodox
author blog of, Pandora in a paradox
the only reason that a penny, let the mic drop
by Terra Forum August 9, 2020
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Sully-face paradox

A paradox, where, if you experience a modified version of something for a long enough period of time, the original sounds completely wrong, compared to the modified version of it, like the Mike Wazowski meme, where he bears the face of his friend, Sullivan.

Example:
Mario pissing those notes - modified
Mario pissing (disowned) - original
- Jess has been listening to the remix of Gangsta's Paradise for so much time that the original sounds completely wrong to her!

- Must be the Sully-face paradox.
by some dummass August 21, 2020
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