House Lizard

One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter

Boston’s being a house lizard tonight

by Rb1224 January 21, 2021

Warner house

The hottest girls boarding house at millfield school. Known for its ultra sexy girls

Hugo- mate I’m going on campus with a girl from warner house

Seb- fuck your a lucky sod mate

by Animus12345 January 8, 2021

House rat

Someone who frequently hangs out in their house, usually their bedroom.

Kerigan: Stop calling me a house rat.

Me: But you’re always in your room.

by Alpine Gorilla March 16, 2020

Bumped the House

The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.

Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.

Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House

by Daylorb January 8, 2010

House of Cards

a) A fragile condition.

b) Song by Radiohead from the In Rainbows album. The song depicts a man's love for a haughty girl. Although they can't be lovers but they can be lovers in denial.

Forget about your house of cards and I'll do mine.

by WandererAboveSeaofFog May 23, 2022

Funny house

The most poppin irony group chat in current existence that pussy mafia and irony house couldn’t compare to.

Victim: “can I join funny house fingers plzplzplz”
fingers_75: “ Hello I have a few questions about your where about on 11/23/19 at Donna Sheppard elementary school and the case of 7 children that got abducted that day

by fngrs September 20, 2020

Blast House

Northern VA music scene headquarters, where whorefaces, noobs and, current scenesters congregate to drink underage. Also the site where mud stick was developed.

Ey brah, heard there's a show at Blast House tonight. Could be some nooby whorefaces gettin mudslung wit da mud stick.....gnar doggggs!

by Rigid ball March 31, 2009