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Wednesday

The absolute worst day of the week, yes even worse than Monday and Tuesday. Not because of school/work, but it’s that annoying day when all your friends spam Snapchat stories of wcw that no one gives a flying fuck about.
Me: “Hey it’s Wednesday”

Everyone else: “OMG OMG OMG WCW I LOVE YOU OMG OMG OMG!!!”
by Bsg23 April 24, 2019
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Weed Wednesdays

In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).
I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.
by Jeffreylicious September 16, 2021
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Ashy Wednesday

You shoot load on your partners forehead after fellatio, and drop your cigar ash into puddle. Then use thumb to make sign of the cross with the ashes.
My girlfriend and I celebrated ashy Wednesday last night after a stop at the cigar bar.
by Copperbuckeye February 24, 2024
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Wednesday

a Wednesday is a beautiful secretary that gives off an incredible aura. She is witty and brash!
"is that a guinea pig crying? no that's Wednesday laughing at her own joke again.
by Spurthi Paruchuri May 26, 2023
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Wednesday

The day you moan like a fucking idiot that is having sex with a goat.
It is Wednesday my dudes...

OOOOAAHHAHAHHOOOHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHH
by DarkDefinor October 19, 2018
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Wednesday

fabled “hump day” in which there is no evidence to support an increase of sexual activity in relation to the day of the week. Also, in the capitalist sense, it is the middle of the traditional M-F work week, adapted in the 1940s, and quickly outdated due in subsequent decades as a result of employers underpaying employees, no taxation for the rich, and the general destruction of the middle class. “Wednesday” is now typically the fourth day of the 7-day work week, and widely considered to be the perfect day to reflect on one’s bad career choices.
What did you do yesterday?

It was a complete Wednesday - thought about how my "weekend" is actually Tuesday/Thursday because all I do is work when everyone else has off.
by BergensMom May 11, 2021
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wasian wednesday

a day to celebrate wasians happens every wednesday bc wasians are hot and sexy
ben: happy wasian wednesday!!!!!!!!!
john: huh
by wasianlover September 15, 2021
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