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Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.

"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"

by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017

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Even

nordic name used by idiots
Big waste of sperm
no pussy
no game
nerd
will probably die alone

fuck deg even

by desolis September 9, 2022

Evens

That nigga.

Evens is him, he that dude

by You got mail November 22, 2021

even lint

lint that is evenly distributed

That's some even lint.

by RayeDoki November 22, 2021

Greek Evening

When you and a group of friends participate in heavy drinking and/or smoking (usually weed and/or cigars).

Well fellas; It's Friday. Are we having a Greek Evening tonight?

by George Palorovik August 26, 2023

Good evening Gigachad

A way of greeting a truly muscular man.

Chad greeted his greatest enemy by saying, "Good evening Gigachad."

by New Words for You November 16, 2022