Kys

A joke based on kilometers per hours

. please don't kill yourself please

Don't Kys

by Makeysa May 1, 2023

Kys

Stands for "kill your self". Also means kiss in Danish.

Person 1: I kissed your girlfriend.
Person 2: kys, fucking dick

by Yoi1999 October 26, 2017

KYS

Some people use it as “Keep yourself safe!”, but I prefer a more negative and internet friendly definition: “kill yourself”. There are few situations in which this instruction is not appropriate.

Jason- “Lana del Ray’s music is so depressing, if you listen to it you’ll probably KYS”

Stephen- “KYS you ugly bitch”

by Uncle Sam’s armpit October 10, 2023

kys

a shortened version of 'kill yourself' on the internet, mainly seen on tiktok and discord.

Guy 1: nobody asked, kys.

by gia600 August 23, 2022

kys

it means... HEY YOU WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING THIS UP GO TOUCH GRASS OR SOMETHING

kys is some thing you shouldn't search up

by guys Beijing hubby March 2, 2023

kys

An abbreviation meaning "know your scripture." It is commonly used in online debates over theology. Popularized by cage-stage Calvinists, but has since seen wide usage among many Christian sects.

Monergist: The Bible makes it clear that we play no role in our salvation; It is only according to the will of God. You should kys.

Synergist. No, you should kys. According to Scripture, we can choose to accept or reject salvation with our free will.

by Hesycaustic January 11, 2022

kys

A term to say to people in a good mood

Mark: hey, I’m so happy
Sam: wow, just remember to kys!

by D m c August 19, 2023