I'm sorry

You say this to your friends when you are about to kill them

Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not

by ImwastingtimeonUrbanDictionary April 10, 2023

Sorry officer

Is when a grown man capitulates in the face of peer pressure and confirms his status as a beta male/ soft cock.

Alan : you should apologise to that police officer to get out of that speeding fine
Troy: sorry officer!
Alan : what the fuck did you do that for you soft cock.

Troy : don’t tell anybody.

Alan : I’ve got your back.

On work site later that day. Alan : guess what this soft cock said.

by Captain Pepe December 19, 2023

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Brad I’m sorry

I’m so sorry you don’t take it up the arse

Brad I’m sorry. Sike lol

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

Sorry not sorry

used to express an absence of sorrow or repentance.

"I'm not a fan of the song, sorry not sorry"

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC

A non-apologetic response for doing something annoying but harmless in a video game. Framing it as if you just ate KFC and you "accidentally" did something. e.g., killing your friend in a video game, killing his animal in a video game, ext. Usually used when playing on controller.

Person 1: "Bro, why did you kill me?!"
Person 2: "Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC."

by HORNYMOTHER November 18, 2025

Sorry

Sorry from a bro is genuine
Sorry from family is genuine
Sorry from a hoe is FAKE. Them bitches lyin

Her: "I messed up, i'm sorry.."
Him: "Damn bro, she really fucked up, imma forgive her tho."
Bro: "Don't bro, these hoes be fake out here gang, she not sorry she fucked up, shes sorry she got caught!"

by wockxtar August 17, 2024