Nachosis

The process of spontaneous division of nachos among everyone else at your table who didn't fucking order nachos.

Before Bob could eat, his appetizer went through nachosis as all his friends grabbed some.

by RedPhalcon September 6, 2013

Nachodamus

A person who has a premonition of another person consuming nachos.

Rob: Brian what are you doing?
Rob: I'll bet you're eating nachos?
Brian: How the fuck did you know that I'm 200 miles away?!!
Rob: I'm Nachodamus

by The one and only Dangler April 17, 2017

Nachochist

Someone who gets sexual pleasure from nachos.

"Dude, that girl's a creep."
"Yeah, I heard she's a Nachochist."

by TxckTxckClxck May 21, 2017

nachost

Usually a male, white cat with unparalleled attitude. They will seize your hand or any other object that is within a 10 foot radius with their razor sharp teeth. Although most nachosts have had their front claws removed they adapt to use their back claws to slash their parents bodies to pieces. They feel no remorse for their atrocities.

Nachost!!! Stop it! You're hurting me!

by Treva Foole August 5, 2017

Nachophobia

The fear that someone with dirty hands is sharing your nachos

They returned from the restroom exclaiming that the was no more soap, and as they took some nachos, my nachophobia kicked in.

by RadMDMarc May 28, 2018

Nachoe

A person who trades sexual favors for nachos.

Karen’s out there blowing dudes for nachos again. She a dirty Nachoe.

by Don Hugo May 11, 2018

Nacholacking

When all a person needs is a pile of nachos, and the closet is bare. Sad times, my friends.

It was half-past two and Katie was 90 minutes into a trip, all she wanted was a pile of delicious, nutritious nachos but she had none. Katie was nacholacking.

by trashywhitebread March 25, 2021