Land mine

This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline

Dude that Land mine gave me stank dick for weeks

by Fucmehjerry April 20, 2018

moisty mine

When you’re dressed as a miner during intercourse and you have no water so you ask your partner to squirt into the bottle

Honey I’m thirst please let’s do a moisty mine

by Columbine shooter November 19, 2017

snowflake in a coal mine

A white woman who intermingles with negro men whilst dancing.

Shawty right there is a snowflake in a coal mine

by SovereignBlogger December 2, 2017

minee

She is kind shy and funny!your lucky if you find a Minee.

Hi Minee
Hi person

by 🤗😀 December 3, 2017

Muff mining

Opposite of a gold digger.

He's muff mining hard bro

by Plasteck September 19, 2016

Land mines

The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.

Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.

by Bostsox11 August 17, 2016

Mines of moria

When you are whipping your arse and your finger pokes through the toilet paper, "delving deeper than is good"

"Oh man frank, I just went through the mines of moria"

"Really? That happened to me last week."

by Gimley knows June 22, 2016