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Yeet is your master now

My first under-cover name in years
guy1: is that **** *******?
guy2: Nah thats Yeet is your master now
Yeetisyourmasternow: h e l l o y o u n g l i n g s
by Yeet is your master now May 20, 2021
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kiss now, shag later

when just aint felling shoving ur 3 inch wonka in to the hoe so you chose the kiss option to keep her happy
not now lets just kiss now, shag later
by xxSHAGGERxx69 January 26, 2020
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When something starts out good and then goes to shit, sometimes literally.
I went to the party Saturday. At first it was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.
by P3R53RT August 18, 2020
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Ok this is my life now

When someone or an animal just gives up and accepts their circumstances
Guy: falls into hole
Same guy: ok this is my life now
by ObjectingFurry January 14, 2020
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you're the man now dog

The metamorphosis from a socially-assigned characterization as a universally deprecated tumor on the societal fabric to a pinnacle of relational desirability and validity as evidenced by the adoring prostrations of those less socially endowed as the result of the semi-divine portrayal of personal superiority through action.
Manny escaped his parents' brutish demands that he continue washing the dishes as his legally-dependent-youth-dictated-role required. His friend Antonio remarked on hearing of such an accomplishment, "You're the man now, dog!"
by Christian Ricker January 31, 2004
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How now, brown cow?

lighthearted way of asking "What's up? What's next?"

Has its roots in prohition era referring to when a keg (brown in those days) was empty, "well, what are we gonna do now..."
"It seems as though the rave is over, Winnifred" says Penelope.
"How now, brown cow?" says Winnfred inquisitively
"Let's get poprox!"
by TexasCaveman August 27, 2005
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