news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".

The news reader is lying as usual.

by b. schauerte December 30, 2006

new crop

The term "new crop" refers to the new batch of women that come with a girl when she starts dating your friend (ie. her best friends, acquaintances, family members) and that YOU will have the opportunity of meeting. Much like a farmer with a new harvest... Therefore new crop!

Friend A - Bro, I met this fine ass hottie named Emily at the gym...

Friend B - New crop!

Friend A - for sure! Imma hit her up so we can all go out.

by FreddyBoyFanPage April 4, 2014

New Tank

King Vamp’s best moshpit song

Jordan: Hey, what’s your favorite Carti song?

Carter: New tank because it’s King Vamp

by Lil Blxxdy April 22, 2022

new yorkan

A resident of new york

I’m so ready to be a new yorkan.

by QUEEN SFRAZCOOL January 1, 2019

New Joizy

A cooler way of saying New Jersey

My uncle is visiting New Joizy for a few days.

by Flashrex March 8, 2019

New Malta

Portsmouth, a city on the South Coast of the UK, known to many as New Malta following an ad campaign by a British Rail Company inviting people to visit the NEW Malta for fares as little as £1.

Mate! I'd much rather a night out on the razz in New Malta than Scumhampton!

by williamez September 10, 2010

New Boy

1. 2019 buzzword to describe a new significant, dude, or bae other without revealing his name to the public, ie. out of fear that a groupie, or side chick, or mainstream media will pry into ones private life. 2. Term used at a family function or among associates to clearly state that one is taken, while maintaining privacy, to avoid cock-blocking or potential shade being thrown at the new relationship.

Question: So... please tell us, who are you dating?? Answer: "Don't be silly, I will never say his name, just call him "newboy" !
"I call him new boy because his name is none of your business! ?

by Lady Tecniq August 31, 2018