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Mustardhole

The anus, when viewed as a sex object especially that of a man
Homosexuals plunge into each others mustardholes
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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mustard packet

I need to wrap up my dick pass me a mustard packet
by Joel the VI August 26, 2016
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Slut Mustard

The aroma exuded by a slut.
"She was oozing slut mustard."
"That slut mustard smelled like a summer's breeze."
by SarDer Bear June 28, 2009
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Mustards

A school safe way of saying bastards. When in school, using mustards is a way to insult someone directly in front of authority with no fear of retaliation or punishment.
Those kids outside were being a bunch of mustards.
by Ashiewashie March 1, 2011
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mustard

It means to french kiss with someone. It falls from french kiss to french to french's which is a popular brand of mustard.
Friend: Did you get to mustard today?
Friend of: Nope
Friend: Why?
Friend of: too many peoeple around
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batfuck and mustard

Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.

This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).

The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.

A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!

B: Indubitably.

A: I need a beer.
by unsquare June 19, 2007
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mustard girl

A girl who spreads easily like mustard.
Friday nights ain't bad when you got a mustard girl.
by WEPrechaun June 15, 2011
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