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muddy hotdog

you gotta pull your dick out of the ass and you gotta rub whatever comes out all over you like its a hot dog and thats it. thats it man
Dude I can't believe Nikolai gave me a muddy hotdog, that was gnarly.
by tankhmper1918 November 5, 2024
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Muddy Bunny

A variation of the Muddy Buddy. After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of fecal matter still present on the penis, the act of spreading the fecal matter around your sex partners booty, resulting in a brown spot that resembles a rabbit's dirty bushy tail.
After having anal sex with my girlfriend last night, I gave her a muddy bunny.
by Metallibun July 18, 2011
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Muddy shotgun

A Muddy Shotgun is to go for a shit and then instead of wiping you would scoop the shit out of your ass and slather it on your cock. You then stroke your cock using the shit as lube as if cocking a shotgun until ready to “fire”
Ayo bro I’m gonna have a shit. May aswell go for a Muddy Shotgun while I’m at it
by FatmanOscar May 17, 2023
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Muddy

When someone's earphones have a lot of earwax
"Yo bro, his headphones muddy as hell.."
by jadeuh December 6, 2021
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Muddy Mc fly

When you unzip anothers trousers and defecate inside then zip it up again.
Where's tuffy?

OH , he's in Thomo's office giving him a muddy mc fly.....
by Rustytinman December 21, 2021
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Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....
After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.
by ryfidelity January 2, 2011
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Muddy smoothie

When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it
Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious
by Penule April 10, 2024
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