Muddy Mussolini

A friend attempting to forcefully jab one or both their pinkies into the rectum of another, whilst thrusting with an Italian "Gabagool" hand motion.
Hawk 1: "I'm going to Muddy Mussolini your cloaca!"
Hawk 2: "Uhh?"
by awesomechiphat January 05, 2025
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Muddy Neck

when you are performing anal sex with your significant other and get shit dick and they proceed to give you oral sex directly after
Hey Babe, tryna give me some muddy neck later?
by shermanator615 July 03, 2024
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Muddy Butt Slimes

The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.
Yo bro that Taco Bell gave me the worst muddy butt slimes of my life.
by LIMINALGINGER May 06, 2024
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Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....
After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.
by ryfidelity December 30, 2010
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Muddy sock

When you get poop in your uncircumcised penis hood
Last night I was hitting it from the back and saw I had a muddy sock when I pulled out.
by Scooterbritches November 22, 2022
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Muddy Ouroboros

To perform self-anal or autoanal on oneself using your own penis.
He took 'Go fuck yourself!' quite literally. He gave himself a muddy ouroboros.
by masonthekiller July 30, 2011
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Muddy Sandusky

I got his clothes off and gave him a muddy sandusky.
by TL - Well November 10, 2011
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