douche miner

To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.

Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!

Joe: Well you're a douche miner!

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

Irish Miner

The act of one wearing jeans with no underwear on.

There wasn't any underwear in my drawer, so I had to pull an Irish Miner to go walk down to Roy Rogers.

by mr leperchaun June 25, 2020

Minger

Someone who is down right ugly!

Yuk, I dont fancy yours much! what a minger!

by fashanu April 23, 2003

poop miner

when a guy is diging for brown gold in a male or females ass

"farmer was poop mining in jareds ass last night while watching "shaw shank redeamtion" fags"

by paul September 19, 2003

minger

Basically minger is an ugly person!

To be a minger you need to be:

(fat, retard, just plain ugly and have big, bushy eye-brows!)

These are not my opinions so don't shout at me >_>

Oh wat a minger, mate!
Yesh she is fat, a retard, just plain ugly and has big, bushy eye-brows!

Lol sossie! (Harriet clarke - jk)

by Flora Veale September 4, 2005

minger

the ugliest person i know. she is the definition of smelly and fat and is terrible at netball. lazy and ungrateful, a minger sleeps and eats more than anything else. you'd rather saw off your own foot than dare walking closer to her

wow that erin girl is such a minger!

by erinchappleisgay June 16, 2010

Minger

a minger is some one who is butt ugly in every way. someone who gives you unpleasent shivers of the spine makes your skin crawl. just plain ewwww.

Collins; On the page, OK, he's pretty bad. In the flesh, he's all-time king of the mingers!

by LIA FAN August 29, 2009