minee

She is kind shy and funny!your lucky if you find a Minee.

Hi Minee
Hi person

by 🤗😀 December 3, 2017

Mines of moria

When you are whipping your arse and your finger pokes through the toilet paper, "delving deeper than is good"

"Oh man frank, I just went through the mines of moria"

"Really? That happened to me last week."

by Gimley knows June 22, 2016

hurt mining

Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.

Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?

Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!

by Jugh Hanus May 15, 2016

Muff mining

Opposite of a gold digger.

He's muff mining hard bro

by Plasteck September 19, 2016

Land mines

The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.

Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.

by Bostsox11 August 17, 2016

exhausted mine

The place where you ascend to heaven by using a ritual of which you lose your keys of life

bra, im so high i almost thought i had an exhausted mine

by nir5117 February 6, 2018

Coal mining

Eating Scott Morrison’s (current Australian prime minister) asshole.

Jenny (ScoMo’s wife) went coal mining last night

by Papa’s Gourmet Sus January 1, 2020