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millennial pink

millennial pink, is a colour. It is a dusty pink, or as others may call it rose gold. It's not bright, it is a dark/dusty pink. Many people (apparently Millennials more so though) enjoy the colour because of the brightness of it.
This item is cute! - Girl 1
I thought you didn't like pink though? - Boy 1
But this is the millennial pink though, it isn't neon. - Girl 1
by pokexlove96 May 6, 2018
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Millennial Tan

Similar to a truckers tan on one forearm only, A Millennial Tan is defined by a rectangular paleness on one side of the face. The visible pale shape caused by non-stop cell phone use while stranded on a beach, Jet Ski, boat, family outing, or ski slope. In rare cases having locked yourself outside your parents house during daytime hours while braving situations that then forced sun exposure to ones face while foraging for slushies and dried up pizza sticks found only at QuickyMarts. In those cases, Millennials are advised to move quickly while taking calls as their pasty skin can unpale quickly after no exposure to the sun for weeks. Doctors are currently awaiting FDA approval for promising treatment options that use special tanning booths to project UV patterns of popular device brands that can restore color to the spot where the phone became stuck to until it's battery exhausted. For now though a home remedy is available by tracing the case of your phone over the sleeve that your Hot Pocket came in, cut out the marked area with safety scissors (remember not to run or put them in your mouth ever), next locate any spray paint can which best matches your skin color and aligns the stencil against the visible pale area on your cheek. A few spray blasts should get you back online and dating again unless you were actually seeking real sex, in which case we suggest staying indoors for two weeks to allow rest of the face to return to it's original paleness.
Damn boy look at that Millennial Tan line you be sporting now, What ya just get the new Galaxy Note 7? Grow some sideburns Chief Fail face if your gonna be packing that Phablet around during daytime hours fool.
by Tydog July 23, 2019
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Millenial's Syndrome

People who typically suffer from MS may be known to be afraid or intimidated of answering a phone call or video chatting. MS carriers seem to be okay with only texting to be sure to utilize sarcasm and tone to be conveyed on a box woth letters in it.
My gf caught Millenial's Syndrome so I called it off.
by Rotussin November 15, 2019
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Millennial

A person in Boomer comics who can't last a second without technology, never go outside, hate Boomers for no reason, fake depression, and whenever they are told or shown something that is related to "the good old days", they immediately make a connection to their "junk".
All these Boomer comics are just fake millennials looking at a book and asking "HoW dO yOu TuRn ThIs ThInG oN?"
by Teh Awesome God December 8, 2019
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Millenigger

A nigger who is a millennial. This could also apply to millenials who act like niggers.
That young black guy is a millenigger and he acts like Kevin Cormier.
by NinjaBoi83 December 29, 2019
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Maddy and Milly

The two sexiest people ever. Everybody wants to be part of them, and everybody is jealous of what they have. Every guy wants a chance with both of them, but only very lucky ones get it. Their everything people wish they were. True to themselves and others. Genuine, and great time. Good girls to take home to the parents. 2 peas in a pod.
Girl 1---"Oh my god. Last night I seen Maddy and Milly at a party wearing table cloths.. So that’s why I’m wearing one to school. Because I want to be just like them!"

Girl 2---"Im so getting one of those now!"
by gjvcyjcc August 24, 2011
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when someone is very rich ..so he has a full tank in his car and a million dollar in the bank
you can say it when you see a guy with a fucken expensive car and showing off
by walid March 23, 2004
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