michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.

Another michigan morning, another two dead.

by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018

michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.

Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas

by Mudjacker January 6, 2018

Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass

This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

michigan tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead

This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

Troy, Michigan

A somewhat small city in Michigan, somewhat close to Detroit and Pontiac. It's nothing special, but nothing too bad overall. It is a very safe place where nothing too bad ever really happens.

I live in Troy, Michigan, peak suburban America.

by bigdickjimmy74 November 23, 2020

Michigan Turkey

The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.

Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”

by Reeducation November 23, 2020

Michigan greeting

The ACT of throwing a fire bomb throug the Window of the new neighbours/ new rival establisment.

Somebody finally bougth the house next door, so i whent over en gave them a michigan greeting, when they were working in the yard I dident know they had a child in there. Oh well.

by Jallaballa November 29, 2020