Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.

Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.

by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018

Central Michigan Forehead

The Central Michigan Forehead is a feature common of men in Central Michigan, in which the hairlines consistently recede at a young age.

Yo that dude has a massive Central Michigan Forehead.

by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018

Gibraltar, Michigan

A small town of stuck up white people who pretend to be better than everyone else, which they probably are, and the small city is mostly mistaken for Rockwood, Michigan because they share a zipcode

I live in the stuck up small town of Gibraltar, Michigan, but you probably don't know where that is.

by katiedids19 May 18, 2018

michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.

Another michigan morning, another two dead.

by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018

Wyoming, Michigan

A suburb city right outside of Grand Rapids, Mi very diverse and home of Wyoming High School. #WYO

You live in Wyoming, Michigan so you just go to Wyoming High School where 20% of your females are burning.

You guys are gangbangers If you live in Wyoming, Michigan it’s the trenches for real.

by Greg Temple April 11, 2019

michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.

Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas

by Mudjacker January 6, 2018

michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.

Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.

by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017