Pure Michigan 

When while having sex, as your just about to cum, you yell very loudly " Pure Michigan " and then proceed to back hand slap the shit out of your partner. ( Hand must be open in the fashion that it look like the state of Michigan. )

" When having a good time, It's always Pure Michigan for me and my wife!"

Pure Michigan by Milicigan Man November 14, 2009

University of Michigan 

the best mother fucking school in the big 10 with an awesome football team that is the winningist in college football

u of m is the shit bitch

University of Michigan by Braylon Edwards April 18, 2005

University of Michigan 

A once good Football College that now has terrible Coaches that get fired every other year nad cannot recruit any decent players.

University of Michigan has not even been to a National Championship since 1997.

University of Michigan by knotalther January 29, 2015

Ionia Michigan 

Piece of shit town where people do nothing but whine and bitch and complain about people and spread rumors and be mean to one another. Some good people came outta there, though.

Person 1: "Jesus, did you see that chick from Ionia Michigan?"

Person 2: "Christ, yeah, she was doing NOTHING but talk about other people."

Ionia Michigan by Yuki-is-teh-bestest January 22, 2009

University of Michigan-Flint

An underrated, high-quality institution of higher learning that often gets overlooked because of (1) its location and (2) its far more prestigious counterpart in Ann Arbor.

Student #1: "I'm a student at the University of Michigan-Flint. Go Blue!"

Student #2: "U of M has a campus in Flint?!"

University of Michigan-Flint by Good Eye-dea November 29, 2007

The Michigan Motorboat

It is a sexual act usually following after the act of fellatio. The man will then proceed to ejaculate into a crevice created by her wedging her breasts together. After the process of ejaculation he sticks his face into the breasts covered with his own semen and wish washles around.

Dude, she gave me head and I totally gave her the Michigan Motorboat.

No way dude.

Ya I can still taste it.

The Michigan Motorboat by The Michelan Man January 8, 2009

Northern Michigan Bear Rug 

A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.

-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?

-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!

Northern Michigan Bear Rug by T_Sizzl3 December 8, 2020