Michigan railgun

When two partners proceed to have intercorse in the state of Michigan. The female inserts a dead roadkill inside of the males Anus while he proceeds to masterbate.

Guy: starts masterbating
Guy: what the fuck is that smell
Girl: it’s the dead rabbit I shoved in your ass
Guy: *faps harder to Michigan railgun*

by Pussycrunch69 September 26, 2022

Michigan Air Show

A Michigan Air Show is a dumb idea that will end in disaster.

She may be a total psycho but, sure, I'll go out with her. It'll be a real Michigan Air Show.

by Professor Wagglehead July 3, 2022

Michigan Poisoning

when you get done with your 3rd side hoe and need a drink but you live in flint

Person 1: dies*
Person 2: bro why
Ghost of person 1: bro its that Michigan Poisoning

by i r 638h2ceidy2fw September 4, 2021

Michigan Snowsuit

A common winter outfit usually worn by males that consistes of a Tshirt, hoodie, shorts, Detroit sports hat (usually ball cap, but if it is exceptionally cold (<0°F) can be a beanie), and any type of shoe, boot, or sandal.

While Steve was vacationing in Florida for Christmas, an unusual cold front came through with temperatures reaching down to 20°F. He grabbed his Lions hoodie, Red Wings hat, and Crocs to complete his Michigan Snowsuit before heading to Walmart (since there was no Meijers) for some last-minute holiday shopping.

by Velvet Rack January 19, 2025

Michigan

Michigan is a place where it’s 20F one day and 80F the next u can meet the Ohio haters in the Lower areas and the Trolls aka basically Canadians in the Upper Penninsula the one state where a hand is ur map and Everyone and I mean Everyone says they are from Detroit or Petoskey everyone born there either hates Ohio or the US as a whole

Random person: where ya from
Michigander: I live near Detroit
Random person: oh cool I’m from Ohio

Michigander: Get. The. Fuck. Away. From. Me.

by _Dia_ June 8, 2021

Michigan hat

If someone has a Michigan Hat it means they have a bounty of a million dollars. This is because there is an “M” (million) on their head.

It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.

KJ walkin round like he don’t got a Michigan Hat. Stupid ass…

by Spoking July 14, 2024

Michigan computer

A 12 inch slide rule

Pass me the Michigan computer, I need it to solve this trig problem

by A Lockwork Orange September 23, 2022