Michael

Usually an ass hole who is manipulative and will use you and steal from you and lie about it even when all evidence says otherwise. Smooth talker and pathological liar.

I couldn't believe he was pulling a Michael on me the whole time we were together.

by Barry's gal June 1, 2017

Michael

A little bitch who only has contact with human life twice a week

Michael is a faggot

by AnT_Morr November 20, 2016

Michael

A bitch who likes to draw attention to himself by swearing and should be put in the drunk tank for the rest of his life.

You are a bitch, Michael . Go to the drunk tank.and stop smoking weed and sucking cocks.

by Mr.guy person human dude thing January 18, 2017

michael

michael is a tall ass tree who has a broken sense of humor and is big brain

"michael jackson go hehee"

by Amikko yuygfdghjn September 10, 2020

michael

Fur's massage man

fur: michael is my massage man
ellz: hold up lemme have a word with him
*michael runs into a forest*
Fur: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

by Hxwellz October 15, 2020

Michael

A half asian half white kid runs stop signs and laughs at the word barbeque sauce, and gets saved by the coolest person in the world from a severe car crash.

your being such a michael!

by XxricyxX April 9, 2011

Michael

A man often known as a slut. One who always gets bottom during sex

That slut Michael had sex again, and he was on the bottom

by Harriet Joness September 1, 2013