1. I found the name Michael in the bible.
2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.
2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.
by Michael Todd Rehmeyerr October 30, 2008
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by S10 91 December 20, 2019
Michael's have big forehead. They are able to grow old fast and since they grow fast they change their style a lot. They are the typical dad and uncle types. They are those typical people that play sport where you don't need to run for example they play golf. Golf is a very dad sport and michael's are made for golf. They are also really bad in bed. They always end up on the bottom and most of the time they don't fall in love with "girls". Michael's are very attractive to the same gender or known as boys. Michael's are mostly attracted to Pakistanis, Australians, Chinese or Arabs. They are also good with threesomes whether its gay or not.
Michael how's your gay threesome life going
Wow, your forehead is a Michael
Michael I'm never coming in bed with you ever again
Nah mate, that pitching wedge is not good
Wow, your forehead is a Michael
Michael I'm never coming in bed with you ever again
Nah mate, that pitching wedge is not good
by The Peoples February 13, 2019
A bitch who likes to draw attention to himself by swearing and should be put in the drunk tank for the rest of his life.
by Mr.guy person human dude thing January 18, 2017
Usually an ass hole who is manipulative and will use you and steal from you and lie about it even when all evidence says otherwise. Smooth talker and pathological liar.
by Barry's gal June 02, 2017
fur: michael is my massage man
ellz: hold up lemme have a word with him
*michael runs into a forest*
Fur: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
ellz: hold up lemme have a word with him
*michael runs into a forest*
Fur: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
by Hxwellz October 15, 2020