mateo stan

when ur bsf mateo is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a mateo stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
spyder: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more mateo stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 29, 2021

Mayen Ruiz De Chavez

Mickyla and Trixy loves you so much. Hm mayen is so pretty and smart lady, I like her oum uu yes oo. Hm patulad sa math, ehe enebe kenekeleg ake ehe omeged ka HAHAHAHHAHAHAH murder trio loves you oum, imy, wabwab mwaaaa<8

Me: Can you see Mayen Ruiz De Chavez ?

P1: yes! She's stunning.

by bahuzvagwywjakaaj October 20, 2021

Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.

Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.

by Lu-frog October 21, 2021

mateoism

when u warship balls

“bro i heart balls im a mateoist i heart mateoism!!!!!!!”

by ppoopoo827107 November 1, 2021

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism

The most epic and dankest type of nationalism around. So true! Many such cases!

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism is inevitable.

by Whatdoesbasedmean November 7, 2021

mateo bringas

dude who sits next to carto in 2nd period science

vidhyuth: omg is that mateo bringas

by vvukong November 8, 2021

Mateo. Kum

A very cool man who is very tall and cool and tall like Tyson

Person 1: Yo, your kinda like Mateo. Kum
Person 2: I know I am very tall and cool and tall like Tyson.

by Glorious Tyme November 14, 2021