Cagaronni Maximus

When you pile all the black children in the world on a stack of hay and you take a huge dump on them from the eiffel tower.

-That dude is legendary
-Why?
-HE DID A CAGARONNI MAXIMUS!!
-WHAT??

by Xana gurl October 9, 2017

kurtimus maximus

The kurtimus maximus is a creature of strange power, its one emotion of depression forces it to find happiness through annoying people with tf2 memes converted into overwatch ones and other crap

The kurtimus maximus is an odd creature which wakes ip on the floor every day and bangs its head on the wall, attempting to make a dent large enough to put a coin into. -A Dttimborough

by ElectricBonnie December 17, 2017

Geekus maximus

A geek with an extremely high level of geekiness, in other words a super geek, or the geek of all geeks.

My friends call me a geekus maximus.

by Geekus Minimus July 8, 2018

Beautimus Maximus

A Spell from the book Harry Potter which makes one play musical instruments beautifully.

“Beautimus Maximus!” Exclaimed Harry Potter. And Darren played the ukulele beautifully.

by Addy-Ral September 6, 2018

Lumphus maximus

Severe lumps on top of the head ,; caused by blunt force trauma to the skull

After hearing Rico suave put the moves on his wife ,he pounded him in the head causing him to develop a case of lumphus maximus ! Are you back your neck your back your shoulders your feet

by Powderglyceride1369 October 15, 2018

Pussyus Maximus

a way to describe a friend that is a big pussy

"Let's drop in Tilted, don't be such a pussyus maximus!"

by lil-doggo October 21, 2018

Elephus Maximus

Elephus Maximus is generally a term used to describe a very large human being. It can be used as both an adjective, and a noun. The term has become so popular that there is even a song named after it.
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Tim: Have you heard of those "Elephus Maximus" creatures?
Bob: Yeah, one of them sat on my granfather and killed him
Tim: rip, dying to 36000+ pounds is a bad way to die

by DankiestOfMemers November 7, 2018