March 27th

National Gerard Way selfie day

Person 1: It’s March 27th, do you know what that means?

Person 2: It’s national Gerard Way selfie day!

by franksweenhand March 27, 2020

march 9

International Kitty Day

If you don't give a lot of love to your kittens on March 9 they could bite you

by calicomold October 15, 2019

5th of March

The day most good looking, generous, humourous, caring, talented, has good sense of everything and kind hearted ppl are born to existence. If you know someone who's born on this date you are blessed. BLESSED!

I wish i was born on the 5th of March...

by Yetrumeaningphordayssss November 23, 2021

March 17th

Show all the love to everyone u can spread the gospel god is coming soon pray for everyone thanks 🙏

March 17th the day to
Spread the gospel

by Spreadthewordofgod March 16, 2022

No Bash March

The act of not masturbating for the whole month of march in order to know whether you still have control or if your penis has taken over Est. 2013

No Bash March soon better get it all out of your system in February
You had sex with your girl for valentines day didn't you? That should hold you up for no bash march

by MrDC February 22, 2015

March 28th

The day in which we celebrate the escape of our beloved friend, Quandale Dingle. His goofy ahh activities had him placed in a federal penitentiary, but now on this date he can roam free and prepare to drop a diss track featuring his asian brother Quanlingling Dingle and his baby mama, Shaniqua Anderson

Sup guys, its Quandale Dingle here. I have been arrested for multiple crimes: including battery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency. I will be escaping prison on March 28th. After that, I will take over the world.

by Goofy Ahh Productions April 25, 2022

March 1st

March 1st is where you can ask your partner to do anything as long as you’re shorter than them.

I asked my partner for a hug on March 1st since i’m shorter than them.

by 3z! February 20, 2022