Marcus Moore

The guy who has it all, not through mass wealth but through his trial and error when he stole stuff like (like your girlfriend) he completely afraid to confess his love or even talk to former friends who dont know him anymore

Person 1: Bro is that Marcus with your girlfriend over there

Person 2: yeah he stole my wallet too last week

Marcus Moore is a name for somebody who can steal girlfriends and wallets at the same time

by Alleyway Salesman February 24, 2022

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Isaac Moore

A greasy long-haired, mutton chopped, incel looking guy who spends seven hours on Marvel Rivals A DAY with his mentally ill, insane, schizophrenic e-kitten and has octophobia (the fear of the number 8).

I told someone that the time was 8:15 and Isaac Moore started having a seizure.

by FreudianSlip8 October 26, 2025

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