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Mad Tough

When describing someone's physical trait as a good thing.

Someone who is attractive, that you would be interested in
Yo, that chick is mad tough! You saw her face and she got a banging body?! ~Frontline

Don't holla at her..she ain't mad tough son. She's mad weak... lost points with that forehead.
by Juana4ev November 7, 2005
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mad burnt

The inevitable aftermath of one's high, when one is overcome with the feeling of utmost laziness and immobility.
Fobby, I'm mad burnt, can you take off my boots?
by Sabeen April 28, 2005
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Mad Ballr

Four loko alternative. Tastes slightly better, 12 percent alcohol, ridiculously sweet and fruity flavored, malt liquor, tallboy 24 oz can, the whole nine yards. No uppers tho. That good shit. Not a bad beverage to steal in cases from the back of a truck so you and your friends can do hoodrat shit like the Mad Ballrs you are!
Guy 1: Yo dude I'm not sure we should do this...
Mad Ballr: I'm a FUCKING MAD BALLR of course we bout to steal this booze and do hoodrat shit.

Guy 1: Okay yo sounds like fun.
*downs Mad Ballr*
WOAH OKAY I'M WASTED WHO WANTS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS
by The MAD BALLR May 5, 2014
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Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.
The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.
by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012
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mad unforch

A shortened version of the phrase "that's very unfortunate". Something you say when inconvenienced.
Damn bro your girl cheated on you with a dude named Tyler? That's mad unforch.
by Daweigames November 7, 2022
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Mad tilt

Mad tilt is when your lax bucket tilts down over your face to give you maximum style.
Bro check out ma mad tilt bro.
by Chillaxbro November 16, 2011
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sleep madness

A condition in which your sleep schedule is horribly messed up.

Severe sleep madness can occur if in your attempt to cure yourself of sleep madness by pulling some stunt, you make it worse.

Such "cures" include:
1) staying up too long to 'readjust' your schedule: e.g. since you woke up at 4, stay up for 28 hours and then you'll be golden.
2) exercising a lot to get tired and go to bed sooner.
3) sleeping a less in order to get tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.

The cures are almost always failures because they are difficult to do correctly, and usually backfire.
1:

Jeff: Oh god I stayed out too late on a Wednesday and ended up going to bed at 3, but then I slept for 12 hours instead of 5 somehow and now I'm screwed.
Tom: Dude, you've got sleep madness. Nothing for it but to stay up until tomorrow evening and then go to bed.
Jeff: yeah but that won't work either, I'll just make it worse.

2:

Jeremy: so I woke up at 4pm yesterday. I figured I'd just stay up for 28 hours or so and solve my problem.. but somehow I got really tired at like 11am and couldn't deal so I went to take a short nap (you know, to make it until a reasonable bedtime). But instead, my alarm didn't wake me up and these beer nuts and guiness I'm having are breakfast. I've got the sleep madness real bad.
Chris: yeah that's some pretty bad sleep madness.
by someguy37474 November 22, 2009
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