Log Cabin

The completely non homo act of stripping your bros down, getting them rock hard, and building a Lincoln-log-like cabin with your massive boners. Dude, it's totally not gay. What's wrong with a pile of erections? Nothing... No homo.

Scott: Alright guys! Its 10:30! Time to build a log cabin!

Jeff: Oh yes guys! I've been looking forward to this all night, I've had a boner for 5 hours!

Nick: I'm pulsating.

by MassiveMangasm 8==D July 4, 2010

flog the log

see friggin in the riggin

Whatever flogs your log!

by Jesus does it in the butt February 22, 2003

log jam

A massive quantity of poop that blocks the toilet. It can be from more than one person.

Larry took such a big poop that it created a log jam in the toilet that required a plunger to clear it out.

by SWO October 17, 2006

Mossy Log

McNade's, of the iG sqaud, equipment. Also see: chicken nugget.

Yo man, you see McNade missing those headshots? He almost got killed till he pulled out his mossy log.

by uTg|Jigga May 4, 2006

Lincoln Log

A roll of pennies that is placed in ones ass

Guy: I need to go to the bank, I'm fresh out of Lincoln Logs

by kylesimons December 10, 2011

log touching

when a person puts their entire hand up the ass of themselves or a recievong partner.

Looks like you're into a little bit of the log touching aren't you fag.

by David Meacham January 20, 2003

greace log

an extreamly slippery turd/shit/crap
but not to the extent of dihorreah

eww that was a slippy 1

by Sam .f June 1, 2003