Log Cabin

The completely non homo act of stripping your bros down, getting them rock hard, and building a Lincoln-log-like cabin with your massive boners. Dude, it's totally not gay. What's wrong with a pile of erections? Nothing... No homo.

Scott: Alright guys! Its 10:30! Time to build a log cabin!

Jeff: Oh yes guys! I've been looking forward to this all night, I've had a boner for 5 hours!

Nick: I'm pulsating.

by MassiveMangasm 8==D June 30, 2010

flog the log

see friggin in the riggin

Whatever flogs your log!

by Jesus does it in the butt February 23, 2003

log jam

A massive quantity of poop that blocks the toilet. It can be from more than one person.

Larry took such a big poop that it created a log jam in the toilet that required a plunger to clear it out.

by SWO October 17, 2006

Mossy Log

McNade's, of the iG sqaud, equipment. Also see: chicken nugget.

Yo man, you see McNade missing those headshots? He almost got killed till he pulled out his mossy log.

by uTg|Jigga April 24, 2006

Lincoln Log

A roll of pennies that is placed in ones ass

Guy: I need to go to the bank, I'm fresh out of Lincoln Logs

by kylesimons June 12, 2011

HEAT LOG

The nasty, sticky shit you take when you've eaten to many burritos in the sun!

"Gawd, i shouldn't have eaten that 6th burrito out here in the sun, i've gotta run drop a heat log!"

by Kajinn October 19, 2006

greace log

an extreamly slippery turd/shit/crap
but not to the extent of dihorreah

eww that was a slippy 1

by Sam .f June 01, 2003