Lettuce Licker

a lesbian vegetable named Elloise

My friend Elloise is a lettuce licker

by YumYumYum0101 November 1, 2025

Dragon Lettuce

Another word for foreskin, the extra skin that is around a penis.

bro 1“Yo he’s got Dragon Lettuce!”
bro 2 “well is it washed atleast?”
bro 1 “idk bro go check”

by Colorado Campfirer November 13, 2025

Lettuce Mulch

To strongly agree with one’s opinion or thought.

My brother is so cool and good looking! Lettuce Mulch!

by Woodrow the Magnificent December 22, 2025

Turkey Lettuce

noun-

stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.
verb-
talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.

“I heard he’s got 5 baby mamas”
“Girlll shut up that’s some turkey lettuce there ain’t no way”

by Tacobell1963 March 24, 2025

Lettuce Spray

The act of spraying down a head of lettuce out of holy divinity with water or insecticides, or the act of requesting another person to do it for you out of some holy reverence.

"Please, in the name of God, lettuce spray before the insects get a hold of it or it dries out and wilts!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 8, 2023

yok of lettuce

A group of lettuce

Jen went shopping and bought a yok of lettuce for her garden salad

by Lettuceleso July 19, 2024

Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved

Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.

by Rucks May 12, 2025