Grilling Lettuce

A way to describe an individual who isn’t quite right in the head.

Did you see the guy with the helmet eating soup with a fork? Yeah he’s grilling lettuce for sure.

by Williams Nardin May 28, 2025

Lettuce Spray

The act of spraying down a head of lettuce out of holy divinity with water or insecticides, or the act of requesting another person to do it for you out of some holy reverence.

"Please, in the name of God, lettuce spray before the insects get a hold of it or it dries out and wilts!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 8, 2023

Foot Lettuce

The lettuce at burger king.

-Tommy: Guys lets go get some burger king!
-Friend: NAH they got to much Foot Lettuce

by Smash-cookie-chan November 2, 2020

Turkey Lettuce

noun-

stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.
verb-
talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.

“I heard he’s got 5 baby mamas”
“Girlll shut up that’s some turkey lettuce there ain’t no way”

by Tacobell1963 March 24, 2025

Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish

He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night

by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022

lettucing

tally hall

joe hawley: "lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing lettucing"

by jacktheclown February 17, 2024

Lettuce poppin

Similar to pussy poppin. Discreetly explaining you just had sex, but you can say it around your grandma and she won't understand.

Grandma: where were you last night?
Pat: I was just out lettuce poppin, gam gam.
Grandma: oh good, I was worried you were getting up to no good.
Pat: *winks*

by Buggers4 May 15, 2016