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Late Train

A chain-reaction that occurs at a social gathering, meeting, practice, or other form of social interaction, initiated by an individual announcing to the group that they are going to be late, which in turn, results in other members taking their sweet-ass time to get ready, often resulting in the actual event being pushed back as far as even a couple of hours.
We were meant to have a banquet around 4o’clock this afternoon, but because the most charismatic person in our group said she was going to be late, she caused a late train, pushing back the party to 6:30.
by deyzle August 25, 2018
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medicine you digest so well lately

an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.
by Sexydimma January 14, 2013
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2 Late 2

2 Late 2 Love symbolizes a life catch-22: shattered trust in others leads to a loss of self-trust, hindering self-love and consequently, the ability to love others fully.

The majority of time a result of trauma or the conditioning of such environments which struggled to provide what it has been deprived of.
Person A: Can you imagine the amount of Trauma they really had to push through even be here today?

Person B: 2 Late 2 Love to soon, way too soon, that's all I know.

Person C: F**k! Way 2 Late 2 Love!
by kn0w1dg3 February 24, 2024
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late onset redneck syndrome

a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:

Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.

Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.

Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.

Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .
by lefpudeler December 10, 2023
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late niter

A male or female booty call who is particularly hideous aesthetically that one uses for sex, but will only visit them or allow them to come through, long after the sun has gone down. Later niters are usually the very last resort, after all other potential sexual options have been exhausted. One will never ever under any circumstances been seen in public with their late niter. Late niters must be out of the house/apartment in the morning before ones roommates awaken and are frightened to the point of nearly calling the police.
Yo dawg, did you get down with them PITA folks? Cause I saw your rescue hippo creepin out the side door this morning with a shit eatin grin on her face. Naw pimp, I held try outs last night and biggums came kool with the jaw work so I just signed a new late niter to the practice squad.
by M1K3 J0N3Z February 21, 2019
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Late

Saying or doing champ stuff ! Not up to date
you late ees”

“ she late ees still wearing tutu socks
by Jaynaaaa September 11, 2022
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