I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 03, 2023

llama plunker

A woman who enjoys giving head to a man on the toilet taking a dump. See plunker or blumpkin.

"Did that llama plunker really do that last night?"

"My girlfriend is now officially a 'llama plunker'."

by eyebrows&boobes March 20, 2017

Llama kisses

When a llama affectionately places their tongue on you

I went to the zoo today and got some llama kisses.

by Euiagh rokugoku May 17, 2021

llama mouth

When a person is stuck in a yucky situation in which their mouth is dried and sticky.

I can't believe that poor girl had to go through that thirty minute make-out session with that boy, i heard he had mad llama mouth!

by TeheheheHAHAxx March 13, 2010

Llama studio

Is the name of a good website. Llamas are sexy

This website is not as good as llama studio

by Llama Giac June 30, 2022

como te llamas

name in spanish

como te llamas

what’s your name

by Demajaé March 13, 2022

Battle Llama

A docile puppy dressed up in costume to frighten toddlers on Halloween

I put a gimp mask on my little bitch Goldilocks. Now the children are frightened of her. She is such a Battle Llama

by Uncle Roger Roger Roger September 10, 2021