Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

by LingDanc803 February 07, 2023

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traumatic leave

When one is in desperate need of rest and relaxation to the point of desiring death, if take of absence is not granted.

Michael was so stressed from IA work, he took 20 days of traumatic leave, just to not kill himself over the overwhelming tasks.

by Will E. Stylzz March 11, 2014

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i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)

by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021

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baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 04, 2020

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