Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.
Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."
by baconmeister July 14, 2011
mugGet the Keyboard Parkinson'smug.

Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.
Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.
by Guysemon April 9, 2021
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Keyboard Diarrhea

The act of pressing multiple keys in a random order to symbolise excitement, shock, and other explosive emotions. Often reminds one of diarrhea due to the stringent rule of making sure that it sounds fluid.
Can also refer to keyboard warriors typing complete, and absolute, bullshit.
A Legend On Mangadex: You're so "the type" that even with that keyboard diarrhea you'd somehow managed to address nothing. Fuck off, I've had it with you insecure mensa rejects. Blocked.
by imafuckboi July 24, 2020
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Keyboard

The thing that your mom smashes your head in.
My mom said if i dont get out of the computer she's gonna smash my head in the keyboard, so please hekejehfjrofiehhsieidy3thtoru38iaCEYTIDgrihd
by Beanboi903 March 12, 2021
mugGet the Keyboardmug.

keyboard warrior

An insult, usually used after losing an online argument, by lunkheads (see alpha male) towards those with superior knowledge or intellect, as a way of trying to change the subject and thus become the victor or to save face after proving themself to be less intelligent online than someone else. In the days before the internet, after losing a verbal argument, a person using this term today would physically attack the winner of a verbal battle, attempting to become the victor of a physical battle. In business, commonly used by those in management to refer to less vocal and therefore non-management staff (see promotion has nothing to do with ability). Usually the target of the insult is disabled in some way, e.g. autistic or mute, therefore the term is a form of discrimination or bullying.
"That non-verbal autistic guy thinks he's so smart but he's just a keyboard warrior, he wouldn't dare say that to my face or I'd smash his face in."
by maxkelp February 28, 2025
mugGet the keyboard warriormug.

keyboard

I typed penis on a keyboard
by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020
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Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
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