karled

when you tell a dude. "dude, i just want to bang and have fun n stuff" but he tries to invite himself to meet your parents and tour all like " what the fuck are you doing karl, get off my shit bitch"

i just wanted to go camping and get away for the weekend but i got karled.

i karled a girl and i liked it!

stop it karl nobody like a karler.

by 22422 June 7, 2018

Captain Karl

A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.

That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.

by rustedspoonsoflove May 8, 2016

karl

man who is well known and is one of the biggest monkeys in monkey cult

"Did you see that Karl unbanned n word i heard that Herobrine hacked his account and that's how it was unbanned"

by bruhskiithe1st July 22, 2021

Karl

Another word of Car.
Sometimes used as a funny word to say it.

A: wanna get on my karl and see how I turn this SUV into a Labogini?
B: Of course
A: Wish my Karl would be fast enough to get us to that motherfukin university! AMEN!!!
B: *moai*

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 December 1, 2024

Karl

A very epic person that's me
gets all the women he wants
Aka CHAD

You're a Karl korl
k0rl

by superchadboi69 September 10, 2021

Friend of Karl

Similar to “Friend of Dorothy”, a friend of Karl is a code word to describe someone with Marxist leanings.

Do you watch Hasan? He’s got some good takes. He’s a friend of Karl, you know. A fellow traveler.

by THE_AE April 17, 2022

Karl

The pinnacle of sexy time. Every Karl is basically better than you and will have coitus with your mum.

Damn that Karl. My mum can’t walk proper now

by Ordisious June 18, 2021