Jumping Hernandez

When your male or female sex partner jumps really high because you just shot a huge load into her thick tight pussy.

WOAH BITCH! YOU JUST PULLED A JUMPING HERNANDEZ!

by Captain Long Johnson July 11, 2009

Jumping Jackoff

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.

Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.

by Iforgot911 January 10, 2009

bunny jump

A blow job euphemism.

Hey, honey, can I get a bunny jump tonight?

by Bunnyjumper December 12, 2013

Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.

1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.

by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015

jump the boat

To not look before you leap, to take action before thinking.

“Slow down, Kiddo. You’re starting to jump the boat,”

by KennyTheGoneOne April 22, 2018

Squad Jumping

When the squad that you are in at the moment starts to get boring, so you leave and join another squad.

Person 2: Hey... ummmm... What are you doing here?
Person 1: Well I got bored of who I was talking to, so I went squad jumping and came to your squad.
Person2: we don't want you here tho.

by Why him? March 29, 2017

buck jumping

A uniquely New Orleans style step-dance associated with second line precessions.

On Sunday we're buck jumping at the second line.

by Opalocka_yak May 11, 2018