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July 24

today is july 24 so I will punch you in the mouth
by LiableLamb July 24, 2021
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No juul july

For the whole month of july boys and girls can not hit their juuls
Guy 1: Yo dude do you have your juul
Guy 2: No im participating in no juul july
by Big juuler November 4, 2019
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July 31

The last day of the month July.
Today is July 31, the last day of July.
by SoulKitchen February 18, 2009
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July 22

Deshawn: bro did u do it

Dexter: ofc bro it’s July 22 I wasn’t letting that bitch friend zone me anymore
by Justanotherlady October 18, 2019
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July 4th

The Independence celabration happened on July 4th because the horses were to slow to make it happen on the same day as the signing of the document on July 1st. Therefore it took place on July 4th, to give the horses enough time to get to California.
by G.E.D July 7, 2018
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5 July

National Ask Your Crush Out Day
This day is the day where you can ask your crush out and not get judged.
Today is your chance.
SHOOT YOUR SHOT.
Guy:Bro its National Ask Your Crush Out Day!
Other Guy: Really?
Guy:Yeah,bro its 5 July you need to ask Stacy out today.
Other Guy:Yeah man

Skips 10 minutes

Other Guy:Hey Stacy I have a crush on you and I would like to know if you would go on a date with me?
Stacy:I also have a crush on you so yeah,let's go.

Different scenario:

Other Guy:Hey Stacy I have a crush on you and I would like to know if you would go on a date with me?
Stacy:Ew no but I'm not gonna judge you since its National Ask Your Crush Out Day.Hey,Atleast you shot your shot and no you atleast know.We can still be friends.
by PASSASSIN June 12, 2021
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July 26

1. The Independence Day of The Republic Of Maldives
2. The Independence Day Of The Republic Of Liberia
3. My Birthday
4. The Birthday Of Another Urban Dictioneer
5. The Birthday Of Sandra Bullock
6. The Birthday Of Kate Beckinsale
7. The Birthday Of Mick Jagger
8. The Birthday Of Roger Taylor
1. Did you know that July 26 is the Independence day of The Republic Of Maldives?
2. Yea man, July 26 is also the Independence day of The Republic Of Maldives.
3. Really? July 26 is my birthday!
4. I saw an Urban Dictioneer complain how he's never met a person born on July 26, i.e. his birthday.
5. Well, has he met Sandra Bullock, cause July 26 is her birthday too!
6. Did you know July 26 is Kate Beckinsale's birthday as well?
7. Maybe, but I know for sure that July 26 is Mick Jagger's birthday!
8. If we're talking about musicians, Queen's drummer Roger Taylor's birthday is also July 26!
by TheStarkiller_26 July 29, 2020
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