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Juan

A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzilla’s vagina. Know as a “gift from god”, women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.
Look, it’s a wild Juan in its natural habitat! Let me see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence.
by Coxic Sess November 23, 2021
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juan jose santos

I'm a Juan Jose Santos I'm Dominican, skin color white, have blue/green eyes, tall, I'm pretty cool.
by Juan Jose Santos July 26, 2018
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Total Juan Move

Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.
I had a girl over last night he he heee “ Total Juan move you did nothing...
by Buttbongofiesta November 20, 2020
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Juan

Very tall male who likes girls named Amparo
Dang there goes that Amparo lover Juan again
by Yas Queen man October 25, 2019
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Juane

A beautiful and loyal girl who will forever love you if you are honest loyal and loving. She's very independent but once you get under her shell, she will want to be with you all the time. She can be bitchy and have an attitude but she still loves you. Don't get on her bad side. You'll be truly blessed to find yourself a juane on your life.
Juane is in a bad mood today.
by Jonnoton November 21, 2021
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Juan

Juan is a not at all perfect, funny, loyal fellow pretty in a unique way, Juan can be a bit of a flirt and is great boyfriend material. Although many think he is ugly, he is pretty in a way.
Juan, pass me the salt, would ya?
by ProbableProtaginist March 17, 2022
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Don Juan

A character from the play Don Juan Tenorio. A villain. A bastard. We hope he burns in hell. He made my eighth-to-freshman year hell with that stupid book, and then we spent TWO MONTHS learning about him. (He doesn't deserve Doña Inés.)
You know, I really would have enjoyed the book more if Don Juan was pulled down to hell at the end.
by Vivitur-Moritur November 28, 2023
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