J.U.P.S

J.U.P.S.- Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.

J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.

Also see: soup sandwich, ate up, hot mess

by reemyb September 24, 2021

j.u.n.k.i.e.

Joined. Under. Necessity to. Kill. Internal. Ego
A Mary Magdalan Fan!!!

Much J.U.N.K.I.E. Love to my Mafia family!

by Mizz Maggot May 20, 2008

JUV ( J.U.V)

the suv of any guy that his names starts with a J

dood thats jeremy driven down in his JUV.

by jeremy September 25, 2006

Model-J.U.N.K

An Item that is Trash, or absolute JUNK

Dude I got this cheap tuner, but its Model-J.U.N.K.

by Keegmo April 13, 2007

J U A N

J U A N.

a horse that sits on a balcony. often seen in memes.

"hey is that J U A N?"

"yeah he just sits there."

by i chose this name November 19, 2020

J.U.D.

Acronym for Joyful Underestimated Droid. High end white outside, black inside boy raised in the PLP. Known for basketball, country singer, and rapper. You know he a storyteller, not a liar, a storyteller.

J.U.D. has a great show, the electric guitars are awesome.

by Ricoisms September 25, 2021

J U A N apostle

Joe mama's saviour from another world

Person 01:- who is J U A N apostle?
Person 02:-OMG! he's joe mama's saviour dude!

by Player Null April 15, 2022