Joint at the Uterus

The female version of "joint at the dick."

When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.

Unbiological sisters.

Boy: "Why is it that you two always seem to text me around the same time?"
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."

by Luna McHopp October 16, 2011

Jonathan Nguyen

Bruh this Asian nigga is really asian he has glasses.

Jonathan Nguyen and Jennifer sitting in a tree Kissing

by Heyyminute May 28, 2019

Jungle Joint

A joint made out of the 5 gum "lush" wrapper. The aluminum part is taken off the clean white paper and then serves its part as the roach or the filter of the joint.

The tropical flavor of the gum gives the wrapper a special smell which is usually referred to as the "jungle" flavor hence the "jungle joint".

"Hey, peel off the aluminum so we can roll that jungle joint."

by P-Mike June 19, 2009

The Janitor

The creepiest person on the planet. Has an expressionless face most of the time, you might see him in your cafeteria. He is always hiding something, and once you find out what it is.....you will wish you never knew........

I stalked the janitor at his office...it turns out that behind closed doors, he is a satanist!!! I couldn't believe my eyes :O

by anti_asshole January 9, 2013

english joint

hand-rolled cigarrettes laced with marijuana. sometimes called "work pot". its supposed to get you high but not so high that it will make you unproductive.

oi! give the lad an english joint and get him to work on that tune!

by adamramone October 3, 2007

superman that joint

The act of smoking a whole joint in one breath.

Dude you better superman that joint we got to go now!

by brad91 December 11, 2007

joint

A song, usually hip-hop or rap.

Yo play dat joint by 50 cent!

by White Suburban Male November 18, 2003