Boris Johnson

The aldi version of donald trump
and a national faliure

AKA: an incompetent idiot that ran the uk and failed us during 2 national crises broke his own restrictions and did a speech on peppa pig world

Person 1: I voted for Boris Johnson
Person 2: Go get a therapist

by someone_british April 5, 2023

Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.

Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.

by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021

Aiden Johnson

A kid that is short and always has a minecraft head. He probably chin the size of jupiter. Not even close to smart a real sped.

Look at Aiden Johnson, What a sped double chin.

by Im a dunce May 4, 2022

reverse johnson

When a man sticks his erect penis through his legs behind him and penetrates another human beings hole.

Man he sure gave me reverse johnson!

by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021

The Brothers Johnson

Black men. Sometimes, Black people.

That Halloween costume is not gonna go over well with The Brothers Johnson

by whooer's your daddy March 23, 2021

Kaylan Johnson

Smart intelligent sexy with a long dick

Watch out for this one he will fuck ya family

Kaylan Johnson fucked my mama
Kaylan Johnson fucked my sister

by Big Redd Foxx March 28, 2020

skyler johnson

Skyler Johnson is the most perfect person someone can be. They would be a perfect wife even if they're a dude

Skyler Johnson is the sexiest person i've ever seen

by Kakapo79 December 8, 2017