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Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.
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Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine 

Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine
Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine

Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome

When a naturally red headed girl or women both adolescent or adult have the same color hair in the pubic region and the scalp region.
Damn she got a fire crotch, no actually she got Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome.

ea johanne 

Is a girls name with red hair and blue eyes, she's very self confident, strong and sexy. And really really smart.
1. That person is so self confident and strong.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.
ea johanne by ItsTheSmartOne February 24, 2017

Megra Johannes

sem. 2

Megra is sad more often than I'd like her to be. She's also way too hard on herself and it makes life hard for her. Megra is beautiful but is blind to it which is SOOO FRUSTURATINGGG. Her face is literally beautiful and is so much prettier when its happy. McKara has so much good about her. She is determined, powerful, thoughtful, and fun-loving. She is always singing which would be annoying but her voice is absolute butter. McKara is a vault of beauty and loveliness and I hope to see it unlocked- SOON
Megra Johannes is so gorgeous... how does she think she's ugly??????

Who's birthday is tomrrow?? Megra's!!

Dirty Jowanna 

The action of having an orgy with a herd of camels while Jowanna Mallah plays in the distance
“Man, my dick is so sore after that dirty jowanna your parents threw last weekend

Martin Johannes 

A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.
Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.