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muscle joe

A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.
Did you see that ripped short guy? What a muscle Joe
by Jazzy77456 June 15, 2016
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worker man joe

a hot guy with a large dick, who is good at finger banging
ashley: dang the guy i went out with last night is such a worker man joe... definitely getting a second date
by truestbeyotch February 20, 2017
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mary-joe

a person that is very over exaggerated and constantly on weed.
bro that dude is such a mary-joe
by dippythekid April 25, 2017
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Mohawk Joe

Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.

This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"

HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"

HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
by CaliGirlUNC June 6, 2019
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Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

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What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!
by dontcallmejoe October 19, 2020
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mo joe

You a mo joe
by Mojoe2 July 31, 2021
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A Mighty Joe Young

A strong coffee (2x teaspoons of coffee, and as much sugar as you need) that would Assemble among the Avengers when defending the Earth from incoming threats that endanger our survival.
Chet:"That was a great night, don't think these painkillers are going to shift this hangover.."

Burt: "sounds like you need A Mighty Joe Young, Bud.
Chet: "that should do it, two sugars please."
Burt: "Order up!"
Chet: "Damn Fine Coffee"
by Mooclockey February 4, 2023
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