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Jesus Christ Year

Being 33 years old. The year that Jesus Christ died. Year of adventure, growing wisdom. year of fulfilling prophecies/promises
You ain't old, it's your Jesus Christ Year birthday, lots of good things in store for you this year!
Museum hopping or gorging on chocolate ice cream- any one of those is a great year to ring in your JC year!
by DayGoHug December 16, 2014
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rolling jesus

-dude, can i have a rolling jesus?

-shure, just let me find my tobacco first...
by laberge October 21, 2009
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Sloppy Jerusalem

The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.
A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.

This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013
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Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.
"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"
by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010
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You need Jesus

by Mhmyensn May 17, 2022
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fuck me in the ass because i love jesus

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"
DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
by Pussy Poppin hand stand 69 April 10, 2017
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Jesus mixmaster

Helicopter, autogiro, chopper, copter, eggbeater, or whirlybird
Antap in heven Brindleyman lukinswanpela nois wanpela Jesus mixmaster.
by Doug Mack January 2, 2008
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