A euphemism for a blow job.
Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’
Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’
Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’
Michael: ‘What’s her name’
Tobias: ‘Michael’
Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’
Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’
Michael: ‘What’s her name’
Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
Get the jaw sessionmug. by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt June 9, 2018
Get the Hit me in my jawmug. To literally punch someone in the jaw like an uppercut, or just to punch someone in the jaw. Usually a threat used when someone is being annoying or messing with you
by Billybob1961 October 8, 2019
Get the Up your jawmug. A period (menstruation)
Person 2: why do you look so down?
Person 1: Jaws (event) is starting tomorrow
Person 2: oh shit, if you need any tampons just ask
Person 1: Jaws (event) is starting tomorrow
Person 2: oh shit, if you need any tampons just ask
by GalacticKiwi November 13, 2021
Get the Jaws (event)mug. Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
by Dr_Dreidel May 14, 2018
Get the Jawed Upmug. 
by pussy power!😜 December 24, 2020
Get the santa jawsmug.