Jared

A gamer boy who is into older women, loves to watch anime, and has a big dick. He thinks he is funny, but is only funny because he laughs at himself. Has big muscles and is very strong basically a hot stud.

Jared has a massive dick.

by usswidowmaker5 January 25, 2022

Jared

A dead beat who cheats on every girl he gets he just wants nudes and to fuck

Girl: (says hey to Jared)
Jared: send nudes “I love you”

by Kissmewithyoureyesclosed October 17, 2019

Jared

The illest nigga God created.. has more smarticles than every contestant on High Q combined.. Lover to Pickles the prettiest princess of all the land.

Yeah he's cool but he's no Jared. You can't figure it out? Call Jared he already knows the answer..

by TURBOLINSKII February 27, 2021

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

by queensburykid March 30, 2024

jared

a boy who engulfs ballsacks or semen

Oh jared these nuts

by adamleancoma September 3, 2021

Jared Ellis

To humiliate someone by rejecting them publicly

Person 1: “Eww I don’t want him to bring me flowers”

Person 2: “Jared Ellis his ass!!”

by Keeks maleeks February 25, 2022

Jared

Nice try Piscine

Jared is Piscine

by Ppppy May 24, 2021