Jan

A person with a microscopic penis. Loves touching children everywhere. Has a white van with candy and wifi.
Tinder( I Touch U When U DONT EVEN KNoW Love Me)
A creep who raped his own number.
ANd never smiles.
Knows every sex position and did them all with one child. Poor child

He is so Jan
I know right

by Jan12345678910 February 15, 2019

Jan

the best guy ever! He beated Chuck Norris with his nail and cracked an Nokia 3310 at the same time be happy if you know a jan in life!

O MY GOd theres Jan i bet he gets every lady...
Yeah i bet youre right

by MrMudel January 02, 2017

Jan

wholesome dick energy

you have a jan (wholesome dick energy)

by The Jan November 25, 2021

Jan

A bully. A man who will treat you like shit but wants to share locations and still text you. A hoe; Good at 8 ball for no reason. A toxic hispanic individual

Don’t be a Jan

by Debdeb36 February 27, 2024

jan

a big sexist who doesn't like c but does like java script

ugh there is jan

by big daddy sweder May 17, 2022

Jan

A man who says "godmorgen" in a very specific way. He also does not remember your name.

Jan: GODmorgen
broelleelever: Well that's our Jan

by broelle18/19 May 02, 2020

Jan

Jan is a ginger. He thinks he can sing but he cant. He lost his virginity when he was 13.

Person 1: "whats ur name"
Person 2: "jan"
Person 1: "ew"

by Marak grlic November 21, 2021