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bubble jumping

The act of responding to a text (within a text conversation) in an asymmetrical fashion, often a result of individuals texting each other who compose messages at different relative speeds.

Alludes to the 'bubbles' in the user interfaces of most popular messaging apps.
1.
Person A: picture of waves at beach
Person B: “Nice Waves”
Person A: jumped bubble“8-10 feet is a little out of my league still”
Person B: neutral reply to jumped bubble “Ya Baby”
Person A: “but I’m going to Mexico next week and basically gonna surf all week!”
Person A: “So maybe I’ll be ready for those bad boys soon”
Person B: place saving while the 3 dots shows person B is on to the next text bubble “ I know what you mean”
Person B: desperate attempt to disambiguate “ Not about Mexico. About league dissonance”

2.

"I was trying to casually chat about surfing, but we just kept bubble jumping and I got bored."
"well, only boring people get bored, you know?"
by puffco September 3, 2016
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Jumping Jackoff

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.
Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.
by Iforgot911 January 10, 2009
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jump the boat

To not look before you leap, to take action before thinking.
Slow down, Kiddo. You’re starting to jump the boat,”
by KennyTheGoneOne April 22, 2018
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buck jumping

A uniquely New Orleans style step-dance associated with second line precessions.
On Sunday we're buck jumping at the second line.
by Opalocka_yak May 11, 2018
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Mouse Jump

A cliche used when anything unanticipated happens, typically used as a cop-out. Origin is from the cursor behavior seen on personal computers when moving the mouse causes the cursor to travel quickly and erratically across the monitor clicking on items, moving files, starting applications, or causing other unintended actions.
I tried to send you that TPS report, but my "mouse jumped" and it is gone now.

I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.

We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant
by the_curmudgeon August 11, 2009
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Jumping Hernandez

When your male or female sex partner jumps really high because you just shot a huge load into her thick tight pussy.
WOAH BITCH! YOU JUST PULLED A JUMPING HERNANDEZ!
by Captain Long Johnson July 11, 2009
mugGet the Jumping Hernandezmug.

bunny jump

Hey, honey, can I get a bunny jump tonight?
by Bunnyjumper December 12, 2013
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