Storque Jokes

Jokes that are nerdy and educational in origin. Very often not funny, and hence are the source of ridicule. Australian Comedian Oliver Treacy is acredited with their invention.

"Storque Jokes" include
What did one bycycle wheel say to the other bycycle wheel?
Torque to me

What do the penis and the HIV virus have in common?
Once they enter the vagin of a woman, she's fucked.

by Matthew Knight July 2, 2007

Dad joke

Jokes told by a lot of dads that may may been funny years or decades ago but have grown "tired" over time. Examples include "Caddy Shack" or "Borat" bits. Dads typically have a static repertoire of these jokes they have been perfecting for years.

Any time someone mentions New York Italians the Dad Joke in response may be "fuhgeddaboudit."

by DougWare May 5, 2018

turkey joke

The act of staging a fake joke within a large group of people immediately followed by loud rambunctious laughter intended to make others around them think that the laughing party is having the most fun in the room when in reality it's the other way around.

During our celebratory reunion dinner with old friends and colleagues, someone from the adjacent table made a turkey joke in order to combat the genuine fun and laughter our table was producing.

by the universe is mine May 29, 2009

Secondhand Joke

When you make a joke to a friend or target audience, but then someone out of your target laughs at it.

Chris: "Why did the chicken cross the road"
Manraj: "Why"
Chris: "To get to the other side"
Andrew: "Hahahahahaha"
Manrah: "Wow, we weren't even talking ot you, what a secondhand joke"

by Ankle Breaka January 9, 2011

Fig Joke

A phrase that refers to a joke that causes an overwhelmingly amount of sorrow. when said joke is vocalized, the internal vibe of the room is thus ruined or extinguished.

Some time passed in silence,after an unexpected fig joke was said.

by sir soi July 6, 2020

Inside Joke

When you say something stupid and your friends won't let you forget it, so they say it too.

Me: Mr. Sir are you ok??
Friends: Oof that'll be a new inside joke

by marshmewwew November 21, 2018

Jokes and Cokes

A reason for doing something - to do something for lulz, lolz or for a laugh.

Adam: Why did you rape Emma?
John: For jokes and cokes.

by imamazed January 1, 2008